Kardashians! They’re everywhere! They’re on TV. On the gossip pages. In Playboy. Hiding in the bottom of our cereal box and in our closets. Popping up in hellish nightmares, cackling amongst the flames of the river Styx. And none of us will escape any time soon, because Khloe Kardashian is marrying Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom. Khloe. You know. The Other One. Not The Sweet-Assed one or The Pregnant One. Eonline reports:
Looks like we’ve found someone who can keep up with those Kardashians: Lamar Odom.
Khloé Kardashian and NBA beau aren’t just talking about tying the knot—they’re actually doing it…this coming Sunday! Sources confirm the date to E! News and claim that most guests (but apparently not some of his Los Angeles Lakers teammates) have already been notified over the phone, with formal invites expected to arrive later this week.
The pair met over the summer, and Khloé confirmed the romance on Sept. 4. E! News was the first to break the news of the couple’s pending engagement last week.
Aw, looks like someone needs a little attention because everyone’s fussing over Sissy’s illegitimate fetus. No matter, at least we can welcome the funniest celebrity couple nickname in quite a while: Khlodom! Excelsior!
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meh… where’s Kim Kardashian’s ass?
I can see this marriage will be lasting just as long as the new series. About a year or two.
As for her ass…I think she has it in the shop somewhere, getting rebuffed. You know how some asses are. High friggin’ maintenance.