Khloe Kardashian Gets Fake Married

Hey everybody, Khloe Kardashian is married! Everybody send her your well wishes on a long and prosperous partnership and everlasting lov . . . wait. What’s that? She’s not really married to some dude she just met? It was a sham ceremony? You’ve got to be shitting us. But this is the dream, man. Two marginally famous people meet and three weeks later are promising their undying devotion to each other in front of friends, loved ones, and half of the staff of E! News. It just doesn’t get any better than that. But here’s the deal. It seems that Khloe’s beloved, Lamar Odom, might have half a brain (or handlers with full, functioning ones) and wanted a prenup, but since E! was playing father of the bride and paying for the whole shebang, they insisted the wedding take place on Sunday, so there wasn’t enough time to fix up all the money junk. So postnup it is. But TMZ says:

There’s talk that Sunday’s wedding might not be the real deal — it could be a non-binding ceremony. It’s common with a postnup that bride and groom would not officially tie the knot until after they sign the document. What they typically do sign before the ceremony is an acknowledgment that it’s not really an official wedding, to prevent misunderstandings down the road.

And speaking of problems … we’re told lawyers for Odom and Kardashian are already arguing and hitting road blocks.

What are those fights like? Does Khloe’s lawyer say to Lamar’s lawyer, “Malibu? But Khloe told me Lamar lived in Silver Lake. Hmmm, maybe that was the guy she was dating five weeks ago. She still gets confused. If she calls Lamar Dave once in a while, don’t be concerned.”