Remember when Homer Simpson got really, really fat so he could work from home? The muumuu? The drinky bird? Yeah, you know. That’s totally Kevin Federline now. Says MSNBC:
When he joins the cast of “Celebrity Fit Club,” which premieres Feb. 14, he’ll land a $100,000 payday, according to several sources familiar with Federline’s negotiations.
That payday has come at cost, though. Federline has been overeating to get ready for the show. After he found out the casting was definite, “he started putting on even more weight on purpose,” a source told Us Weekly.
It’s all part of a grand plan to make him a bigger brand post-weight loss, another friend of Federline’s said.
“He thinks that if he goes on the show, loses a ton of weight, and seems really likeable, he’ll get more deals afterward,” the friend said. “The way he sees it, he could have another show after ‘Fit Club,’ and that would open the door to working on music again, maybe even a fashion line.”
So let’s get this straight, KFed’s thinking went a little something like this: “People hate me and I’m not getting enough money for letting those kids live with me. I’ll get really, really fat so people will hate me even more (cause nobody likes a fatty), then when some reality show pays me to get skinny, people will love me and think I’m totally rad and will want to hear Popozao 2. It’s a plan.” We can’t find any flaws in that logic.
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The fog is getting thicker..
And K-RUD is getting LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLARGER!
I’m guessing being Kate’s new guest dad on KATE PLUS EIGHT was asking too much, even from this media whore dog. He decided to follow Cartman’s route to fame by overdosing on the Beefcake Supplement Shakes. Jesus! I’d ask if dignity is the first thing to die when you become famous, but I’ve probably answered my own question.
I just wonder how long before the fool realizes the human body can’t handle that much crap in the system. Anyone want to make a bet?