You know what we're betting? That you miss Kevin Federline. You've probably been spending your evenings just chillin' in the BK parking lot, where all the straight playas hang, droppin' dope beats and givin' advice on the proper length of manpris. You've probably even been making up your own words and telling everyone it's Portuguese. We know how you do. Well, we've got some good news for you, as KFed showed up at the Kentucky Derby last weekend. Page Six reports:
Downtown at the Stereo party, Kevin Federline was not amused when organizers brought him to a table in the VIP area he deemed was too small and said, "Yo, I need a bigger table – I got six bitches with me."After DJ AM finished his set, Federline hi-jacked the microphone from Kid Rock. K-Fed gave "shout-outs" to hot girls in the crowd and screamed, "I got four kids already – which one of you Kentucky girls wants to have my fifth?"
There were no takers, and a spy said Kid started to "tool" on Federline, making fun of him.
We hear at the race itself Federline spied the Queen and confessed, "Damn, bitch is lookin' fine. I'd give her a coupla shorties."
And what else was happening in the club that night? May Anderson's friends were taking pictures of her panties "while Star Jones and Al Reynolds ground hips nearby." Does a sustained retching sound constitute a joke? Cause that's all we've got.
TOTALLY GROSS UPDATE: Yeeeah! brings us picutres of the Star-on-Al action. He seems as disgusted by the prospect as we are.
