Kevin Federline Influencing People To Be Drains on Society

The following words describe Kevin Federline: greasy, smarmy, weaselly, fashionably challenged, fake, influential. Wait, what? Influential? As in he does things that make other people want to copy him? Who in fuck would ever want to do that? Thinking about a junior wannabe playa thinking to himself, "I want to be just like K-Fed when I grow up. Dude is hard" reminds us of that PSA that said, "No one ever says 'I want to be a junkie when I grow up.'" But apparently our common-sense opinion doesn't count, because Details thinks there should be more Feds in the world. Reports MSNBC:

Kevin Federline, father of the year? Well, not quite, but Details magazine has deemed Britney Spears’ famous ex one of its “50 Most Influential Men under 45.”

To be specific, Federline, 29, is listed in the No. 7 slot as a “Good Father” alongside Larry Birkhead. Federline, a father of four to be exact, tells the magazine that “To be a father is… everything. It shows me how little I am.”

Little as he might be, his acting career is getting bigger, at least by Federline’s standards. One lament: “I’d actually like to play somebody other than a bad guy or an ass,” he tells Details.

And although the decisions in his ongoing custody battle with Spears speak for themselves, Federline reveals a snapshot of life inside his household. “My TVs are pretty much G-rated right now. Anything from “SpongeBob” to “Finding Nemo,” and you know, I’m still trying to decide which one I like more.”

We especially like that the Details cover juxtaposes an image of Kevin with the headline "Are You Turning Your Kid into a Douchebag?" Yeah, you probably are. Especially if you're reading Details and holding Kevin Federline up as an ideal of manhood. Douchebags beget douchebags, after all.