You're totally sick of plopping down hundreds of dollars on teeny little pants for you kids, am I right? They're just going to get mustard and doody all over them, so what's the point? Well, it's your lucky day. Kevin Federline is coming to the rescue! Yay Kevin Federline! Says MSNBC:
Why is Kevin Federline breaking into the childrenís clothing business? In part because heís tired of paying for overpriced jeans for his kids Jayden, age 2, and Preston, 3.Womenís Wear Daily reports that Federline dropped by the Project Trade show in Las Vegas Feb. 24 to research kids' clothing styles in the hopes of starting his own line.
ìItís a really tough business, Iím trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,î Federline told WWD. ìYou buy your kids a pair of True Religions, then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, Iím looking to do something much more reasonable.î
Man, KFed just speaks to us. We feel his pain. Just yesterday we dolled up our son Ceiling in the most adorable little Dolce & Gabbana outfit and he went right outside and started flinging around a pile of dog poop that our asshole neighbor left in the yard, smearing half of it on his sweater vest. What a waste. But then we saw a commercial for something called Old Navy where you can buy t-shirts for $5. That's a good deal! Maybe we don't need Kevin Federline's baby manpris after all.
