Jamie Spears To KFed: "Do My Daughter Again, I'll Give You Millions"

We know that living with Britney Spears isn't exactly akin to spending the day at Six Flags. Sure, there's probably an equivalent amount of ice-cream topped elephant ears, warm pork rinds, and overflowing toilets, but the water rides aren't nearly as fun. So we can understand Kevin Federline's reluctance to accept Daddy Spears's bribe to move back into the Brit pit (and, yes, we do mean both her home and her cooze coaster). According to Dlisted:

Brit Brit Spears has never loved a tool the way that she's loved KFed and Daddy Spears knows this. That's why he's offered KFed $4.5 million to remarry Brit so says Star Magazine.

A source said that Daddy Spears has been trying to get KFed back in Brit's life for a long ass time now. He's been in negotiations with KFed while keeping it from Brit.

The source went on to say that Daddy's latest offer to KFed is $4.5 million. I hope he's not dipping into Brit's frapp fund. That wouldn't be funny. The source said, “His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.”

KFed is playing hard ball and he wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup when they remarry.

Why would Kevin consider such a proposition? If he stays away from Britney, he has control of the kids, he has his own house (which is presumably free of piles of dog shit in the corners), he gets loads and loads of money every month to rear the little'uns, and he doesn't have to live with Britney. Plus, when Sean P. says "Mommy doesn't have any panties," he won't have to listen to Britney's inevitable grammar correction: "No, no, honey, it's Mommy don't got none."


Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.