Unlike some gossip bloggers, we’re not in the habit of outing stars on our pages. Sexual preference is usually the least interesting thing about a celebrity, but when one’s sexual preference comes with cutting a big gay rainbow swath through rural Canada complete with ping pong tournaments (not a euphemism) with tween dudes and driving one’s Range Rover into a farm after being rebuffed post-toke, we’re all ears and typing fingers. Someone wrote in to IDLYITW with the following tale of Kevin Spacey:
I worked on a production he was in, Shipping News – in the rural town of Trinity in Newfoundland. He had production put a ping pong table in his suite and help him organize TOURNAMENTS with local preteen and teen boys. all the local famileies thought he was just so wonderfully genorous with his time, being a big movie star and all but i think he’s a predator. the ping pong was one thing but he went through a pile of male ‘assistants’ that were flown up from LA-one a week. and at the end of the shoot we (crew, cast) were having a pissup at the local (Rocky’s) – he invites the 3rd AD out to his range rover for a toke ( i know this because i was banging the 3rd AD) so they’re sitting in the truck, and suddenly spacey goes for my friends ZIPPER and expresses an urgent desire to FELLATE him. the AD has now the awkwardest situation on his hands – with 2 weeks of shooting left, he has to A) politely decline Mr. SPacey’s offer and B) keep his job. he manages to get out of the truck unmolested and then Spacey takes off in the truck – and he’s fucking loaded. usually his handlers would prevent that sort of thing but they didn’t think he would be going anywhere, they just thought he was having a toke and a blowjob. so he tears off in his Range Rover and then misses a very sharp turn on the way out of the village goes through a fence and down a hill into some guys yard – and lands in top of the guys well. truck is all fucked up, there’s damage to the well, etc. production paid the property owner 10 grand not to say anything about it.
We’ve got a game involving tiny balls and a vehicle with “Rover” in its name being driven into a deep, dark well. The only way this story could be gayer would be if Tallulah Bankhead flew in from South Beach to do an Oscar Wilde play.
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There’s a Keyser Söze joke just screaming to come out here, but it’s stuck, dammit!
Funny how that crap pops up almost ten years after the shooting of TSN. Sounds like a digest of the worst fantasies Spacey’s gay/homophobic cyberstalkers have been pouring out on the gossip boards for 15 years. You should be ashamed to peddle that BS.
Please someone explain to me what’s weird or scandalous about the facts that are reported by that mysterious informer. What’s wrong with playing ping pong with youngsters ? As far as I know, no one ever complained that their son or daughter was abused by Mr Spacey, and don’t try to sell me that lame « they got paid to shut their mouth », for it doesn’t hold water for one second in such cases. And just in case that person doesn’t know, baseless accusations of pedophilia are a crime.
Also something else titillates me in that string of titbits, and it’s the « I was banging the 3rd AD » thing. This is pretty much a clue that said informer is a man. Wouldn’t a woman preferably say « the 3rd AD banged me » ? So that guy is most likely a gay man… and so is the 3rd AD ! For Pete’s sake, what’s wrong with a BJ proposition from a gay man to another one ? Supposing of course that story is true and Mr Spacey is actually gay, which personally I couldn’t care less about.
As usual, the actual scandal is in the mind and speech of the desperate gossip who’s speaking out. For it takes a desperate gossip to bother emailing a gossip blogger, right ?
The only thing that might be accurate (at least partly) in that story is the Range Rover accident. I think I’ve heard Spacey himself talk about it in an interview, but that was years ago and my memory might be a little fuzzy. We need a diehard Spacey fan here to tell us. Anyway, I very much doubt things happened exactly as Mr X says. He obviously has no idea of the complicated insurance system covering that sort of incident on a film set.
Yeah, I know I’m a terrible buzz killer.
Why waste time arguing? Either way, the proof that person is a hoaxer is very obvious: if s/he had actually been a member of the SN crew and in a close relationship with the 3rd AD, lots of people would be able to identify him/her at once, and then… well, stormy weather for him/her. The principle of gossip is: those who know don’t talk, and those who talk don’t know.
Okay guys, those of you who suspect a big hoax will be delighted. I’ve found out the guilty one. It’s a contributor from Cincinnati, Ohio, her name is Kimberly Reilly, and she’s a celebrity gossip addict whose highest ambition in life is to join the TMZ team. « Wishing my way out of Podunkville » as she says on her Blogger profile… Of course, she’s never worked in the industry and she’s never met the actor she’s shamelessly slandering as if it were just a child’s game. But the sad thing is that she’s not a giddy teenager, oh no : she’s a « respectable » housewife, aged 43 and mother of four ! Well, apparently her family doesn’t keep her too busy, ‘cause she’s got enough time on her hands for that sort of « charitable » activity.
How I found out ? Well, I just digged into IDLYITW’s @replies on Twitter, and there, bingo, I came across these 2 revealing tweets from the following user :
http://twitter.com/freckleface66 Kimberly Reilly
@IDLYITW WOW! I look fwd to my daily LMAO from your updates, & though I am not laughing, it was undoubtedly one of your best!!!
2:17 PM Sep 16th from API
I will sleep well tonite knowing that the FUNNIEST website ever @IDLYITW thought something I tweeted was maybe just a little funny!!
6:22 AM Sep 17th from API
Given the day and hour of those tweets, they are undoubtedly referring to the « KS is a weirdo » item (of course I carefully checked out if the second one was alluding to a previous tweet Kimberly got from IDLYITW, but no, clearly she’s talking about her submission about Spacey).
Then I followed the links to her webpage http://ravesrantsanddirtydiapers.blogspot.com/ and her Blogger profile http://www.blogger.com/profile/14942155508967805719 where I found more information about her.
How that woman can be so foolish as to boast publicly of her « exploit » and display her proudness of being published on her favorite gossip blog is beyond my understanding. What’s wonderful about those hopeless gossip mongers is that they can’t help talking too much. That’s the death of them.
So there. No further comment. GAME OVER.
“Okay guys, those of you who suspect a big hoax will be delighted. I’ve found out the guilty one.”
Oh good. But with all due respect, the actual guilty one here is the guy who runs that crappy IDLYITW blog. Shame on him and his slavish followers for encouraging and peddling that BS! Those countless celebrity gossip sites are a plague.