This was announced a couple of days ago but we didn't cover it because frankly, a former Playboy Bunny having sex is somehow less interesting than Bret Michaels getting his brains chopped off by falling Tony Award set backdrops. But hey, it's a slow day, so mazel tov to former Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson, who is expecting her first baby with fiance Hank Baskett. The zeppelin-boobed blonde confirmed the news to E! Online, and waxed poetic on the occupational hazards of gestating and birthing a human fetus:
"I've thrown up in almost every limo that has taken me out in the last week . . . I'm getting an epidural, everything they can give me. That's the one thing I'm nervous about the most…. I have visions of my vagina tearing, and that sucks."
Thanks for joining the rest of us, Kendra, who have had visions of your vagina tearing for a long t–okay, CUT. That one's even too gross for us.
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Kudos for pointing out that she's a "Bunny", and even that is very iffy, than to make the mistake of calling her a "Playamate" like the media. She may have been in the magazine several times, but she was never in the centerfold, therefore she was NEVER a Playmate. Probably the best title for her (besides overrated) is "Hefmate"… or in this case "ex-Hefmate".
Faecam inter urinam nascimur.