We have a few rules in life that we think everyone should abide by. Don't tongue kiss dogs. They lick their own assholes. It's just gross. Never look Jocelyn Wildenstein in the eye; you might turn to stone. And if your kid is old enough to walk up to you and place your tit in his mouth, he's too old for breast feeding. Try telling that to Gossip Girl MILF Kelly Rutherford, though. Reports Page Six:
"GOSSIP Girl" star Kelly Rutherford might not be uncomfortable talking about breast-feeding, but the rest of us are uncomfortable hearing about it. The 40-year-old pregnant mother told Us Weekly she still nurses her walking, talking 2- year-old son, HermÈs. "It's an amazing bond with your child," she said, even pointing out that the experience mostly benefits her body – not her kid: "I was thinner after my pregnancy than before, and I think a lot of it was the nursing."
Oh shit. When the Hollywood ladies with babies catch on to this "breast feeding made me skinny" crap, we're going to be in for some awkward moments. If we see Britney Spears driving around L.A. (assuming the state will ever let her behind the wheel again) in a few years with ten-year-old Sean strapped to her tit we just might lose it.
