The other day, Kelly Osbourne was arrested because she smacked some girl who implied Kelly's beau didn't know the meaning of the word "earthquake". That's pretty funny, but we didn't report it because it's Kelly Osbourne. Who cares. However, her tantrum may have been caused by something other than natural disaster ignorance. Something in liquid or pill or powder form. Radar Online says:
In a tearful conversation, Sharon Osbourne confirmed that daughter Kelly, 23, was back in rehab.
"Yeah, Kelly's in rehab," the matriarch of the Osbourne clan confirmed to RadarOnline.com. "What else can we say? She knew that it was the right thing to do at this point and we're proud that she did it. The family is all standing behind her. Kelly knew that she needed help and she's getting it."
Poor Kelly needs to learn how to control her substances better. Remember: "beer before liquor, never been sicker". And don't forget "cocaine is a helluva drug". And, like Kelly's father always says, "Bljruruugh mrrr ckulmmbkle rumbsmslkqqlm. Vrrrlskjekl mrghgbbbb."
