When American Idol winner of yore Kelly Clarkson traded her wholesome grin and Charlotte Russe jeans for a wholesome sneer and ripped faux-vintage shirts, that could mean only one thing: eventual nip slippage. Somewhere, Justin Guarini weeps a single lonely tear.
Here's America's sweetheart at the Grammys with Randy Jackson, Diane Warren, and Nikka Costa, who looks like 50% Christina Applegate DNA, 50% Felicity.
Paula: "Loved it. Loved it! I think your nipples are really beautiful. I had chills–I did!–when they first poked out. You're a real artist and I feel like this look is a celebration of womanhood."
Randy: "Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. I dunno, dawg. I mean, it's tight. It's tight, it's aight I guess, but it's just aereola, you know? I woulda liked to see you do more, dawg. Don't be afraid to pop the whole nip, Kelly. You got the talent, you got a firm little chest there, but it was just aight for me. But I ain't mad atcha."
Simon: "Awful. Ghastly."
Kelly's Nude Review will make you sing, at MrSkin.com.
