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Kelly Brook Gives Sisqo Something to Sing About

kelly_brook_thong_action_2_big.jpgThe comely Kelly Brook. Her ample, pneumatic frame is the stuff of fairy tales. In a better time, she would get roles like Nicole Kidman and awards like Cate Blanchett, but unfortunately, she took up with your friend Billy Zane who, apparently, forces his betrothed to don woolen undergarments, high button boots, and a neck-to-toe waistcoat, only letting her out of the house on occasion. But when these occasions occur, it's a party! Yesterday was no different, and Kelly was able to surreptitiously sneak out a little whale tale thong behind the back of the ever-watchful Mr. Zane. It's like the sexy lady version of giving your dad the finger behind your closed bedroom door, only with less teenage angst and braces and more erections.

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See Kelly Brook NAKED at MrSkin.com.

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