The cock crowed at the break of dawn, and we rose from our horsehair mattress to pull on our overalls and tend to our morning duty: culling a decent "sexy lady story" from the chaff of the day's gossip. We farmed two–Kelly Brook in a bikini and Janet Jackson cupping her breasts–but found that we had nothing more to say about either of these tasty crops that we haven't said the 14 other times we've presented them to you. Then we realized that it didn't matter so long as we posted pretty pictures. Yay! We all win!
Kelly Brook wears a bikini. When men see Kelly Brook wearing a bikini, they are instantly transformed into cartoon wolves, with eyeballs becoming bugged-out beating hearts and tongue lolling comically to the floor. Or, perhaps, Lenny and/or Squiggy, making an "oooooh" with their mouth and biting their wrist in a hilarious fashion.
Meanwhile, in an unrelated incident, Janet Jackson eschewed a bra, as is her wont, for V magazine. Although we are not opposed to the Human Bra Pose in theory, as a signature move it's become stale, much like the BeyoncÈ check-out-my-pits, the Lohan hand-on-neck and the Britney blararrrhhahaghhh-y'all-I-got-gum-in-my-mouth- and-my-shrug-has-baby-barf-on-it-hey-where's-my-Big-Gulp? Perhaps Janet can inject a little life into her posing, and combine the previous three into one glorious powermove.
There are plenty more Kelly bikini shots at Hollywood Tuna, as well as one more pic of Janet and her hand-bra (including a glimmer of nip!) at Egotastic!
See Kelly's naked jelly at MrSkin.com.
And revisit Janet's Superbowl superboob while you're there.
