Kelly Brook Feeds Your Fetish Fantasies

It’s Monday. It’s cold in Chicago. And we’ve had to think about both a lesser Kardashian and Roman Polanski diddling a middle schooler this morning, so we need something to take our mind off of the horrors of the world. So thank you, England, for providing us with pretty ladies with big titties whose sole purpose is sexy photo shoots. Today we have Kelly Brook all swathed in latex. Man, the squeaks that must have been heard when she tried to stuff her jubblies into that thing. Must have sounded like a hamster wheel in need of a good oiling. And hey, since you’re already thinking about huge hooters, hamsters, lube, and latex, we might as well throw another fetish in there. So we have Kelly Brook in latex next to a giant shoe. Excellent.