I Don’t Think You’re Ready For This Kelly

Does Kelly Brook have a job? At one point, her job was to wear bikinis with Your Friend Billy Zane, which is a pretty decent gig, especially if dental is included. But she was shitcanned by Zane and like many people in These Troubled Times, found herself tightening the ole purse strings. But Lady Luck has smiled upon our Kelly, and now she’s not tightening anything but her swimsuit straps and possibly the crotch seam in your Z. Cavariccis with her brand new job: wearing bikinis with a guy named Danny Cipriani. She gets 401K, paid overtime, and full benefits. Actually, Danny seems to be getting most of the benefits here, what with the cooter-grabbing and motorboating. If he stays in this position long enough, he’ll get a pension. Penison. Pension. Whatever.