Keira "Tits" Knightley would like to make it perfectly clear that she is not a drunken, beaver-flashing slut like some of her loose-moralled Hollywood counterparts. At least not in public, anyway. Our gossip task master, FemaleFirst, reports:
Keira Knightley would never leave the house without her underwear.The 'Pirates of the Caribbean' actress admits being a celebrity isn't easy, but insists fame is not an excuse to be caught going 'commando' in public.
Keira told Empire magazine: "The whole celebrity thing is not magic. They are just real people proving they are
sluttier than everybody else because they don't wear any knickers."The 22-year-old actress continued her thinly veil swipe at young female celebrities like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan – who have both been photographed without underwear and have checked into rehab several times this year – by slamming stars who are photographed drunkenly staggering out of nightclubs.
Keira said: "I'm not going to get blind drunk and then stumble out of a club and fall over and vomit in front of people. I'm not saying I don't do that in private, but I try not to."
What Keira is oh-so-delicately saying is that she thinks Britney and Lindsay are drunken whores. Way to go out on a limb and keep ahead of the times there, Keira. We do commend Keira for admitting that she occasionally knocks back too many shots of Jameson and vomits all over her companions, she's just smart enough to do it when no photographers are around. We're also quite proud of her for getting through that whole speech without mentioning how small her tits are. Brava, Keira.
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And why should we care about whether or not she wears knickers? She's got NOTHING to worry about exposing!!! You had might as well ask her about her non-existent obesity problem for all the good that will do!
yea she's way hotter than most of the other celebrities, and obviously cooler too