Keira Knightley: Undercover Pizzaface

It seems that the latest Hollywood trend is to admit that under all of that orange pancake make-up every celebrity really looks like Mickey Rourke, what with Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, and P. Diddy shilling for Proactiv. Well, way to go Keira Knightley for jumping on that "I'm so ugly" bandwagon. We really feel your pain.

The increasingly bobble-headed actress said, "I do not have good skin. I've got really awful skin." And the reason we can't detect her pizza face when it's enlarged and scrutinized on the big screen? "It's about four hours of make-up actually. And I have a very good dermatologist." So that's the secret. If we all just shell out hundreds of dollars a month for a good derm and forgo a half night's sleep in order to make up our faces in the morning, we can all look like Hollywood starlets. Now we'll just wait for an extra-special edition of Stars without Make-up including a guessing game called "Match the Crater to the Celebrity" in which photos of the likes of Ms. Knightley or Cameron Diaz are enlarged for our guessing pleasure.

See Keira Knightley knude at MrSkin.com.