These days, film studios have CGI wings, but according to "two aspirins on an ironing board" beauty Keira Knightley, once upon a dream, in the golden age of Hollywood, there instead existed sections of trained artisans devoted entirely to the artistic shading and contouring of human breasts. Like Keebler elves they diligently worked, adding a stripe of cinnamon here, a dash of silvery highlighter there, until mamnificent perfection was achieved. On her ample Pirates of the Carribbean bosoms, Keira explains:
"They painted my tits on me for the films, which is extraordinary because it's kind of a dying art form – in the past, they used to have whole sections of the studios devoted to bosom make-up. And I loved it, completely loved it. Because it was the first time in my life I had big tits, and I didn't even need surgery.î
Keira might want to take note: allegedly, Amy Winehouse is looking to launch a line of makeup. Reports The Sun:
ìShe wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume. All the things that are distinctive of her look.î
Hopefully, Winehouse's cosmetics line will be out in time for Keira's next major motion picture. And in place of carefully contoured cleavage stripes, she will sport winged black Ronettes liner shooting out of each boob, and a single chola jailbird tear leaking out of one nipple.
Keira bares all at MrSkin.com.
