You know how when you imagine a celebrity talking and it just doesn't seem accurate if you leave out a key word? Paris Hilton is nothing without "hot", Britney Spears just isn't country enough without "y'all", and Keira Knightley can't get through one damn sentence without saying "tits". When she's at the pub she yells to the barkeep, "Give my tits some bloody ale, bloke." And when she heads off to the loo it's, "My tits gotta take a leak." It's just tits, tits, tits with this one. Maybe she thinks that every time she says the word a little more chestular fat accumulates and eventually she'll actually look like her Photoshopped Chanel ad, of which she said:
Those things certainly weren't mine. We had an interesting discussion when they said: 'We want to make them slightly larger and you'll get approval' and I was like: 'OK, fine. I honestly don't give a shit.'I don't have any tits, so I can't show cleavage.
We're very happy that Keira likes to keep herself busy and has three movies coming out in the next year, because there's a very good chance that if one of the directors asked her to strip completely naked and masturbate with an assortment of produce on a bed of chicken feathers (you know, because it would help to devekop her character), she'd say, "Why the fuck not? I honestly don't give a shit. Tits."
