The fatcats over at Disney are reportedly hopping mad and aiming to sue over a soon-to-be released comic showing Keira Knightley getting the spit-roast treatment by Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp, trussed up in their Pirates of the Caribbean finery. Please, God, don't let Disney find our Xanga page of erotic Aladdin fan fic.
Metro.co.uk reports:
A hard-core pornography comic has sparked outrage by depicting Pirates of the Caribbean star Keira Knightley having sex with her co-stars Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. According to a report in the Sun, the publication, which is printed in the US by Sinful Comics, will show Keira being seduced by Johnny and Orlando. Disney, the firm behind the Pirates series of movies, is reportedly furious and considering taking the publishers to court.
Another report (which we read this morning but are of course unable to find now that we need it) describes the comic as featuring Keira in a threesome with Johnny-as-Jack Sparrow, Orlando-as-whatshisface, and the Cthulu-like beast from the Pirates sequel. So, pirates, heaving-bosomed females, tentacles, and porking in cartoon form. It's like the collective wet dream of the nation of Japan!
PG-13 caps from the toonporn are at Egotastic!
Sail Keira's naked high seas at MrSkin.com.
