Keira and Mariah Say: Up with Miniskirts

Keira Knightley is a petite Brit with bite-sized cans. Mariah Carey is a brassy American with colossal breasts. Keira is an actress. Mariah is a singer. Keira starred in a movie with Johnny Depp. Mimi starred in a video with Snoop Doggy Dogg. But despite outward appearances, these two have more in common than you think. The thing they have in common is recent upskirt shots. But only one of these ladies prefers to don underdrawers. So . . . um . . . we guess they don't have much in common after all.

Keira was snapped a few nights ago exiting her 1920s themed birthday party. We realize she's sporting flesh-colored pantaloons that match her dress in these paparazzi shots here, but doesn't it look like her groinage is blanked out, green-screen style, for special effects to be added later? Maybe her poon will appear in the next Sin City movie with a prosthetic-chinned Mickey Rourke exacting revenge inside its darkly cavernous walls of doom.

Our precious cuckoo bird, Mariah, is a busy lady. She has facials to get and Stairmasters to climb in heels and breakdowns to have. She's a superstar diva and can't be bothered with such plebian items of sartorial imprisonment like The Panty. So, she goes without, and we're all better people because of it.
UPDATE: We've been staring at that Mariah bush shot for a few hours, purely for scientific purposes, you understand, and we think it's possible that we are not gazing into the Furby of Carey, but instead, flesh-colored panties with black lace. But one can dream.

Keira shows a lot more at MrSkin.com.

Sexy pics of Mariah are there, as well.