Hazellnuts

Being Americans and all, we're not exactly sure what this Nuts magazine is all about. Going by the title, one might assume that it was a testicle fetish thing, but using our amazing powers of deduction, we can infer it's mostly about Keeley Hazell's gargantuan breasts. Thus, they should call it Chest Nuts. Or maybe Cat Fancy, that's a nice name.

Step into the cut to fill your eyes with front butt!

Weren't Keeley's yams just in last month's issue of Nuts? According to us, yes. Nuts would do better to just be an all naked Keeley magazine, every issue. Like how Bop puts out the super special Jonas Brothers editions with a pull-out poster of Kevin and an in-depth analysis of Nick's possible relationship with Miley Cyrus. Only the Keeley edition will have her posing with puppies stuffed in her cleavage and free scratch-and-sniff stickers. That will smell like tits, of course.