England is a weird, magical, far-off land where ring tones by be-donged cartoon frogs can become #1 on the pop charts and all the men are jug-eared, tombstone-toothed, knobby twits while all the ladies are gargantuan-breasted and of dubious fame. Although no one will ever take the place of our beloved Jordan, Keeley Hazell and her regulation tetherball-sized–and seemingly unaugmented–breasts are high up on the list. A personal, private sex tape involving her distributing a hearty horn-polishing to a faceless male has surfaced (Unbelievably NSFW caps and clips and cans and clits at IDLYITW), causing men across Britain to joyously throw scones in the air, yell "cor blimey, guv'nah!" and dunk their uncircumcised penises into boiling pots of tea. That's what people do in England, right?
Catch a touch more of Keeley's kasabas at MrSkin.com.
