Nudie Keeley Makes Us Want a Feelie

It’s really hard to keep up with huge-hootered British biddies who drop their duds for topless photo shoots. There are just so many of them! And they’re all pretty damn hot. So pretty soon one starts to melt in another and all you see are big boobies staring at you in a winking, “‘ello, guv’ner” manner and it’s just too much to take. You can’t remember who’s who or when you last saw her sandbags. There is one exception though: Keeley Hazell. Miraculously, in a country seemingly full of gorgeous, giant-gazonga’d gals willing to get naked, Keeley stands out. If she were American, she probably would have ended up just another porn star, but she’s English, so she’s a fashion model without the fashion. Totally different and totally classy. But anyway, on with the nudes! After the cut see some truly amazing black-and-white (see, we told you she was classy) pics of Keeley Hazell nude. Sure they’re a bit out-of-focus and of unknown origin, but it’s not like that will keep you from looking.