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Nudie Keeley Makes Us Want a Feelie

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It’s really hard to keep up with huge-hootered British biddies who drop their duds for topless photo shoots. There are just so many of them! And they’re all pretty damn hot. So pretty soon one starts to melt in another and all you see are big boobies staring at you in a winking, “‘ello, guv’ner” manner and it’s just too much to take. You can’t remember who’s who or when you last saw her sandbags. There is one exception though: Keeley Hazell. Miraculously, in a country seemingly full of gorgeous, giant-gazonga’d gals willing to get naked, Keeley stands out. If she were American, she probably would have ended up just another porn star, but she’s English, so she’s a fashion model without the fashion. Totally different and totally classy. But anyway, on with the nudes! After the cut see some truly amazing black-and-white (see, we told you she was classy) pics of Keeley Hazell nude. Sure they’re a bit out-of-focus and of unknown origin, but it’s not like that will keep you from looking.

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7 Comments

  1. festie
    Posted July 31, 2009 at 11:27 am | Permalink

    yes shes fine but thats not nude thats topless

  2. Christopher Kowalsky Sr.
    Posted July 31, 2009 at 9:22 pm | Permalink

    It would've been so much better and hotter if the pictures were in color and not in black and white. B&W doesn't do justice to the sexiness of Keeley Hazell.

  3. Posted July 31, 2009 at 10:19 pm | Permalink

    Actually, B&W does the shots justice. Makes her more erotic.

  4. Posted August 1, 2009 at 5:47 am | Permalink

    She looks great!!!

  5. k wynd
    Posted August 1, 2009 at 8:51 am | Permalink

    I'm with CK on this… Plus she's still just a tad overdressed to be considered "nude". Pity we can't help her with that part. :)

  6. Posted August 1, 2009 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    Well, these photos are a foot in the door. I'm sure the next set will be more daring and naked.

  7. Bobby Weird
    Posted August 3, 2009 at 2:22 pm | Permalink

    This is some high art up in here.

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