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Keeley Hazell Saves Animals with Breasts

keeley_hazell_chocoPETA is probably the most reviled group of capital letters outside of NAMBLA. They do stuff that makes the most hardcore of animal activists ashamed. And the worst thing they’ve ever done is create that “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” ad campaign because none of the women are actually naked in it! I mean, sure, they’re naked, but they’ll have an arm coquettishly propped against their ham bags (totally not vegan!) or a broom or lamp or something hiding their pudendae. Leave it to British big boob lady Keeley Hazell to buck convention and actually show her gut-clutchingly awesome and huge and natural rack. And this time, the ad actually worked! We were about to leave the office to go strut around like Joe Jackson in a full-length chinchilla and then take a drive in our panda-upholstered Bentley but now we’re going to stay home to eat TVP and touch ourselves down there.

NSFW Pics after the cut.

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  1. Posted December 18, 2009 at 3:26 pm | Permalink

    Nothing is worth a pair of beautiful natural boobs.

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