The nature of this blogging business, see, is that celebrities do dumb crap, and then we come on this thing and write a funny about it. But the real treat is when a story can stand on its own, without any help from the Statler and Waldorf that is CelebNewsWire. Without further ado, we give you Keith Richards Falls Out of Palm Tree and Bonks His Dome. Sit back and let that visual wash over you. Now that, gentle reader, is comedy.
