When we were kids, there were only a handful of career paths from which one could choose. Girls could be teachers, ballerinas, nurses, or mommies. Boys could be firemen, policemen, businessmen, or astronauts. Little did we know that in the future, jobs would be as wide and varied as Mariah Carey’s beverage jockey and P. Diddy’s umbrella handler. But we hear that the fastest-growing industry during this recession is Katy Perry’s Tit Wrangler. It requires a bachelor’s degree from an accredited university, three to five years of related breast-handling experience, proficiency in Javascript, jQuery and AJAX Technologies, ability to multitask, be a self-starter and a team player. Because you’ll be playing with a team. A team of two. Two boobs. Health, dental, 401K. EOE.
Katy Perry on the set of her new, wet video. Nice to see Body Glove is still making clothing:
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Lucky is right. Sometimes I think being an assistant is better than being the boss!
Wow! Katy’s so beautiful…and she’s wet here; her outfit is amazing as always. Love her so much! Awesome. Can’t wait to watch this video.