Katy Perry’s been out of the spotlight for a few minutes, her fruit-shaped accessories eclipsed by the sartorial hilarity that is Lady Gaga. How to drum up interest again? Normally a lesbian kiss would do the trick, but since Perry’s entire career was built on that premise, why not talk about her fabulous boobs? Take it away, Digital Spy:
Katy Perry has reportedly claimed that she prayed to God as a child for “big boobs”. “I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a 9-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet. Eventually, that request was granted.”
See? God is good. He doesn’t give a shit about Asian people dying in earthquakes or poor children dying of starvation, but He’s always on hand to make sure that your high school football team wins homecoming and that Katy Perry gets gravity-defying natural yabbos. Priorities, you know. Praise Him! Alleluia!
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I keep asking God to let me win the lottery, but I always end up only making back the money I put into it. I should be more specific next time.
Praise Jesus!
We got to pray just to make it today.
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