You need a break from checking TMZ every forty seconds to see if Lindsay's been re-arrested for baby trafficking or running a white-slavery ring, right? You want something a bit less intense, and hopefully involving gigantic volleyball-sized boobs? OK, we'll turn to accomplished "novelist" and min-skirt enthusiast Katie "Jordan" Price on her new baby daughter.
"Her name is Princess Tiaamii. Princess because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete's idea because it's taken from our mums' names."We've put an accent over the first 'a' to make it a bit more exotic and two 'i's at the end just to make it look a bit different.
"We love it because it's unique, plus it means something special to us. I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath."
We really hope that Flavor of Love is still around when Princess Tiaamii comes of age because she wouldn't even need a pseudonym. But as great of a name as Princess Tiaamii is, we think Harvietta would have been a more fitting familial tribute.
