Jordan Embarks on Boobs v. 4.0

The sun rises on the dawn of Christmas morn. The light crackles through the snow-laden branches, the pattering hooves of reindeer disappear from neighboring rooftops, and all the good little boys and girls of the land race downstairs to see what delights await them underneath tinsel-strewn trees. A trike for little Madison! And look, it's a football for young Jayden! Look, a puppy for Ava–what a good girl she must have been this year! And wee Peter Andre, what did Santa leave for him? Why, overfilled bags of polymerized silicone that have been inserted into his wife's chest and then sewn up, leaving weeping, painful sutures! Huzzah! According to Reveal Blog, Katie Price, aka Jordan, has booked a fourth titty job as a present to her husband, and she explains:

My breasts have gone saggy after three children, so I want them perked up and made smaller. Theyíll still be big, but not as big and Iím going to go for the fake, American-style boob-job. I really love that.

Well, that should be a nice contrast to the subtle, natural, English-style boob job she's got going on right now.

Observe Katie/Jordan and her boobs throughout the years at MrSkin.com.