We really don't care about the divorce of Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, a.k.a. that British lady who supposedly took out her fake tits a while back but still has knockers roughly the size and density of a pair of really round watermelons. Her husband will probably be far happier once he accepts his totally totally gay love for his waxer. But Katie is finding it difficult to wrap her cooter claws around an acceptable man. FemaleFirst waxes on:
Katie Price is desperate for sex, but can't find a suitable man.The British glamour model is currently enjoying a wild holiday in Ibiza after splitting from her husband Peter Andre last month.
Since she got to the Balearic island – accompanied by eight friends and a TV crew who are filming her for a new reality series – Katie has been out drinking and reportedly kissed two men, though she has complained she misses sex.
She reportedly told friends: "I'm randy. I need a shag, it's driving me mad."
We think that if Katie's going to get ker kitty petted any time soon, she needs to go in for a bit of a gaydar tune-up. Because if this is the kind of guy she wants to service her snatch, that thing's gonna get mighty dusty.
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I'm randy and I need a shag? Do they know what they sound like? And I must disagree with you CNW, that big butch babe next to her is exactly the kind of girl she'll want to dig her clam.
If she's that randy and in need of a shag she should just ditch the eight friends and the TV crew.
Or not.