In the world of celebrity BBFs, there must occasionally be causalities. Where once we had the undying mutual admiration of Paris and Nicole or Kid and Play, we now have nothing. No shining beacons to teach us how to love platonically. It is a sad, sad world that cannot sustain such friendships, but it's an even sadder world that lets such a strong shared love of fancy ass clothes go to waste as it has with Katie Holmes and Posh Spice. If famous people can't unite over fashion, what else is there? Star reports (via Celebitchy):
Itís arctic between Katie Holmes and her fashion mentor, Victoria ìPosh Spiceî Beckham, and a source tells Star that itís all because of a tattoo! Thrilled with her latest tat [on the inside of her wrist] of the Latin phrase ìDe Integroî – it means ìafreshî – Posh urged BFF Katie to get inked herself. Posh, who got this fifth one to mark her new start in the U.S., ìwas pretty shocked and upsetî when the Mad Money actress called such body art trashy, says the source.
We know that Katie Holmes is really just Vicky the Robot all grown up, dolled up in Chanel and Armani, and programmed to say nothing but "Tom Cruise," "Suri," "beautiful," and a handful of synonyms for wonderful, so naturally she's all prim class. But it's 2008, girl. Even our grandma has a tat. We think it says "Born to ride me," but the wrinkles make it a little difficult to read. If you're going to slag on Posh for being trashy, at least make it about her half-coconut-shell tits.
