Tom Cruise's New Strategy: Deprive Katie of Flavor

Why does Katie Holmes look so dour all the time? Is she sick of her husband always cackling in her ear and mumbling about KSW? Did she find out what KSW means and is now afraid she'll be assassinated? Do her ankle restraints pinch her skin? Nope, she's just really hungry. An insider told the UK's Daily Star:

Katie has had a hectic few months and as well as running around after Suri, she has been juggling work with a strict exercise plan.

The diet called the ëKHí diet ñfor Katie Holmes ñconsists of a bowl of carrot soup for breakfast, followed by raw broccoli for lunch and dinner.

Obviously Katie has a small amount of protein with the broccoli such as steamed tofu, or fish, but the green superfood is the key.

She and Tom are buying organic broccoli by the bucket-load. Katie loves running at the moment and has been jogging a lot of late.

Damn, that's a lot of fiber. Maybe it's not the hunger after all. Maybe that look is a result of Katie constantly flexing her sphincter to prevent the release of a deluge of diarrhea.