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January 30, 2008 at 10:50AM

Just How Much Frozen Hubbard Sperm Is the Celebrity Center Hoarding?

katie holmes pregnant basketball.jpg Break out your Swarovski-studded celebratory e-meters and get ready to party like it's Xenu's last stand, cause Katie Holmes is baking up super baby overlord number 2! Whooooo! The Sydney Morning Herald reports:
Katie Holmes has fuelled rumours she is pregnant by buying a "Big Sister" t-shirt for daughter Suri.

The Batman Begins star visited Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor with Suri - her 21-month-old daughter with husband Tom Cruise - where she spent over $2000 on baby clothes.

A source said: "Katie ordered loads of cute girlie spring dresses for Suri.

But she also bought a pink t-shirt which said 'Big Sister' and two matching romper suits, one which said 'Little Sister' and one which said 'Little Brother'."
Way to jump on a trend there, Katie. What's next, exhaustion? Rehab? Tights as pants?

One definite upside to Katie's festering fetus is another career hiatus, as her recent return to work wasn't too successful. And she's pissed. Reports Woman's Day (via Celebitchy):
A distraught Katie Holmes has stormed out of a crisis meeting with her husband Tom Cruise, furious over damaging publicity about his Scientology beliefs, and humiliated over the disastrous reaction to the movie he told her to make.

The actress is said to be inconsolable after a string of leaked Scientology videos, featuring her husband saluting a portrait of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, declaring war on psychiatry and claiming that members of his religion are “the only ones who can really help” accident victims, have flooded the Internet and divided Hollywood.

“Oh, I’m going hard on those guys and their reign … psychiatrists,” says Tom in one disturbing video. “It’s disgusting to me. No mercy … none. Psychiatry doesn’t work… When you study the effects, it’s a crime against humanity.” … after this new scandal she can no longer ignore the Hollywood backlash.
Ugh, whatever. Who is Katie to complain? Before Tommy came along she was starring in First Daughter. Sure, she had a major part in a huge superhero movie that people actually liked, but really you could have put a chaise lounge in the part with pretty much the same effect. And now she's one of the biggest stars in the world, and the only effort she has to make is to restrain herself from screaming "Save me! He makes me drink pigeon blood every night!" while shoe shopping at Barney's. We'd say that's an okay trade-off. Who needs hit movies when you've got Paris fashion week with Posh?

Related Topics: Katie Holmes, Scientology, Tom Cruise, celebrity pregnancies

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