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Yo Holmes, You Gots the Herp II

katie_holmes_cold_sore.jpgWhen Katie Holmes last had an outbreak of oozing oral herpes, it was May of 2005 and she had just signed a partnership deal fallen in love with Tom Cruise. Back in those days, she thought herpes was caused by a virus and could be relieved with some Abreva and Orajel. But now it's 2008, and being a Scientologist, Katie now knows that these pesky lesions appear when malevolent extraterrestrial spirits enter a thetan because you've been weak-minded and weak-willed, and this can be cured by sitting in a locked room for nine hours holding electrodes while David Miscavige berates you. How far she's come in three years!

See Katie Holmes NUDE at MrSkin.com.

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  1. LiverpoolLadiesLeague
    Posted December 14, 2008 at 12:03 am | Permalink

    Remember while it's true coldsores are related to herpes family let's not get everybody into doomsday mode ala CNN. Chicken Pox is from the same family and since pratically everyone has had the pox they have the herpes virus inside them and if you haven't had the pox as a child then you will most likely die as an adult with it. So let's learn to live with it as it'll be here longer than any of us since it is a virus.

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