Yesterday we referred to Katie Holmes as "72-year-old Nan Kempner at the Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center Fundraising Gala" due to her recent society matron makeover. Well, we might have underestimated the young whippersnapper, as later in the day she shocked Constance von Nosenslacks and Biddy Hortense and all the other ladies in the DAR with her flagrant display of leg! My word, the girl's got gams! And she's not ashamed of it! The nerve!
It looks like the outwardly chaste Kate Cruise may be attempting to break out of her Tom-induced invisible bubble of magnificence and wonderfulness and proper conduct. Sure, she's not giving the world a peek at her shorn Suri chute, but in the world of Cruise, where one's vocabulary is limited to a max of about forty words and all human feeling is shocked out of you by an e-meter until your internal organs can barely function and your eyes resemble two shiny leeches, flashing a bit of peg is an act of rebellion akin to Alex P. Keaton's membership in the Young Republicans.
Find more leggy Katie at Faded Youth.
Pre Cruise-ification Katie was more giving with her body. Check it out at MrSkin.com.
