You remember Eli Stone, right? It’s that show that was on after Lost, and while you were watching Lost there were roughly seven and half minutes of commercials for it, which you ignored while you sipped your beer and thought, “I really hope Benry is in the next scene.” Eli Stone. It had something to do with George Michael we think. Well, now Katie Holmes is going to be on it. And she sings. Hmmmm. She knows she doesn’t have to do that, right? Right now her only obligation is to fulfill her contract with Tom Cruise. They’ve been together for about three and half years now and she’s bore him one delightful offspring, so she’s probably already earned at least 14 million we’re guessing. So she doesn’t really need the money that half-competent warbling on a struggling TV show can bring. Unless of course she violated subclause 18, section 12, page 8. Man, oh, man, if she did that, girl is in TROUBLE and might only bring in half a mil for the duration of her marriage. That contract is tough.
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