Kate Winslet To Stop Getting Nude. Eventually.

There's a misconception in America that the English are more civilized than us, more cultured. But have you ever listened to their actresses talk? Keira Knightley can't get through a sentence without saying "fucking tits" at least once. And now Kate Winslet is going on about her undies getting stuck up her ass. That sounds pretty crass and American-like to us. She told Harper's Bazaar (via our favorite gossip wedgie picker, FemaleFirst) that celebrities are just like anyone else:

Our knickers will still go up our ass at the most inappropriate moment, and we'll still want to flick them out, but you can't because someone is going to catch you.

If that happens, I run behind pillars and things.

OK, so maybe the Brits are more civilized than us. Britney Spears probably puts a wedgie-picking photo on her Christmas cards.

But wait! There's more. Kate also talked about the fact that she's pretty much never showed up on screen without her boobies hanging out. (OK, maybe once or twice.) She's cool with the nudity now, but she's realistic. Once she can use her nipples to pick out the lint between her toes, she'll put those puppies away.

Iím used to people openly discussing my tits. If people are noticing my boobs in a movie and saying they do what real boobs do, then that's great.

I'll be 34 in October. I can't keep getting away with it. There was so much of it in 'The Reader' because the story required it, but people have seen enough of my butt and my boobs. I have to put them back.

The thing is, doesn't Kate say this after every nudie movie she does? She's all like, "Oh, it was awful. I hated every minute of it. I don't think I could do it again." And then she turns right around and takes out her tits again. Don't get us wrong, we're not complaining. But with Sandra Bullock and Hayden Panettiere bragging about their nude scenes where not a smidgen of flesh makes it to the screen and Kate saying she's through with nudity right before airing out her muff, we're confused. We don't know who to trust, who to put our faith in. At this point the only person we can count on when it comes to flaunting funbags is Pam Anderson. And that's sad.