Man, what an erotic day today is. It's so erotic! It's dripping with chocolate sauce and ice cubes and personal massagers and Sade records. And the rippling undercheeks of Grey's Anatomy actress Kate Walsh. Follow the bouncing cut and become one with the wind that blew up her skirt yesterday.
What the hell has happened to this blog? Once upon a dream, a day at CelebNewsWire meant Paris Hilton's Valtrex prescription hacked, Lindsay Lohan blowing a kilo of China white and plowing her Hummer into a pack of Cub Scouts, followed by pictures supplied by a paparazzo who nestled his wide-angle lens between Britney Spears's pissflaps. Now, in 2008, we're all about prenatal care for Angelina's miracle babies and the closest we get to genital titillation is the lower buttocks of a 41-year-old television star. We supposed we're just branching out into the lucrative 45-70-year-old market. Up next on CNW: backstage secrets from Dancing with the Stars and Connie Sellecca shares her favorite low-sodium recipes!
