Kate Moss! If she isn't doing a Tony Montana impression in a music studio, she's at the beach, blocking out the sun with the gargantuan, penis-like protrusions on her breasts. She is nothing if not consistent. Here she is in Mexico with not-her-boyfriend. Says News of the World:
Kate Moss, 33, was snapped in Mexico with the muscly hunk while rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince worked on The Kills' new album in Britain. At one point her mystery man, in just trunks, draped himself over her near-naked body as she chatted on her mobile.
It's the second time in three months that Kate, who dumped Pete Doherty earlier this year, has jetted to the sun without Jamie.
A pal said: "Jamie is very quiet and prefers walks in the country to beach fun. Kate is over Pete but she misses the mayhem that went with him."
Only last week Jamie got upset when Pete asked Kate to go on stage with his band Babyshambles. She ended up refusing. Now it looks like he's got yet another rival for her affections.
One holidaymaker who spotted her with the muscleman said: "They were very playful and touchy-feely and seemed to be having a lot of fun."
Pete Doherty looked like a young Truman Capote with track marks, and this man appears to be penis-free. Kate has a type: the literate eunuch! And after the cut, see the naked parts.
At 33, Kate Moss is a little long in the tooth for a supermodel. And it appears that she has some literal long teeth that happen to be growing out of the center of her breasts. We just want to grab those lengthy sticks, pull the whole shebang off her chest with a mighty sucking sound, and then use those things to unclog our john.
Mossy, mossy. Flossy, flossy. Kate is nuder at MrSkin.com.
