Cokeheads on Film

Perennial CNW favorite Kate Moss is shaking in her moccasins over the prospect of her doughy, clammy ex love Pete Doherty releasing racy tapes of the couple's intimate moments. "Who gets custody of the sex tape?" is the most pressing question facing celebrities after a breakup. It's a difficult enough decision when the bust-up is amicable, but when one of the members of the couple runs on crack and heroin the way cows run on grass, it takes it to a whole different level of trainwreck. Yeeeah! quotes the Sun:

"There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. "She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet. Pete could do what he wants with them." Referring to the video clips previously posted online, the source adds, "If they made that public, just think what could be on the tapes they held back."

Yeah, those previously posted clips are here and here and involve Kate and Pete singing a song in an attic, and then Kate and Pete singing the same song while dressed in uniforms. Soooooo, yeah. If they made that public, man, can you imagine what's on these unreleased ones? Maybe Kate and Pete singing the same song while wearing badger costumes. Or Kate and Pete singing a different song. Racy! Anyway, do you really want to see these two going at it? He looks like a hairless, overgrown toddler. His dong probably resembles a crippled, sad mollusk trying to find a shell home. Man, that was evocative. We're deep!

See Kate naked–sans Pete!!!–at MrSkin.com.