You probably think that supermodel Kate Moss is always drunk. You see her stumbling around, gazing at her shoes. But if you've ever read Bill Cosby's brilliant book Fatherhood, you know what's going on: Kate has spent the past 35 years with her head tilted down just waiting, hoping, praying that finally, finally! some boobies would pop out of her chest. And praise Jebus, it finally happened! Kate's finally hit puberty! Our own personal Heathcliff Huxtable, FemaleFirst, reports:
Kate Moss isn't pregnant – she just has bigger breasts.The British supermodel – who sparked baby rumours when she showed off a slightly rounded stomach in London at the weekend – insists she has gained some weight "in the right place".
She said: "I am a woman now. It's true. Honestly, I've never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It's so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, 'Are you pregnant?'
"And I'm like, 'No! I just put on a couple of pounds and they went in the right place.' Isn't that weird?"
The formerly gaunt star – who is launching a range of underwear for British high street Topshop – says she can now "fill a B-cup" and is wearing bras for the first time.She adds: "I've just started wearing bras. It's a miracle. Great timing for my lingerie collection. I've just grown breasts."
Kate loves her body, but is concerned her Kills rocker boyfriend Jamie Hince might not be happy with her new curves.
The 35-year-old beauty added to New York magazine: "My boyfriend might not like them. I'm a bit worried."
If Kate's boyfriend doesn't like boobs, we think she's got a much bigger problem on her hands than a few extra pounds. In our experience ALL men like boobs, even, and sometimes especially, the gay ones. Our best guess then is that Jamie Hince is actually a highly evolved animal able of taking human form. Probably some sort of marsupial, from the looks of him.
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She looks FANFREAKINGTASTIC!!! It's totally the right thing for her.