Pete Doherty has checked into rehab, according to the highly suspect site contactmusic.com. Welp, you know what they say, forty-fourth time's the charm, especially when your equally sobriety-challenged lady love checks in with you. It's a nice gesture, to be sure, but Kate, this is not 1971, you are not Anita Pallenberg, and Pete is not Keith Richards, and the world is not enraptured by your decadent, crumbly English glamour. Perhaps we should send Lindsay Lohan over to the clinic to drive them out early, saving everyone wasted time and effort.
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