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Butt Wars

kate_hudson_bikini_butt_10.jpgCan't wait to see these Kate Hudson bikini pictures on the next cover of Life & Style or In Touch with the caption "Bride Wars' Kate Hudson Says 'I Do' . . . To Beach Body! Her Diet Secrets Revealed!" But yeah, a few minutes ago when the CNW team was trying to figure out what stories we were going to write about today, I instant messaged my esteemed colleague and said "I guess I'll try to cover Kate Hudson in a bikini" and they replied, "girl has no boobs" to which I in turn said "don't need boobs wit an azz like dat." And really, we can't improve on those words. We're going to put that verse in greeting cards and write it in the night sky and chisel it into the side of the Lincoln Memorial. Megan Fox will get it tattooed on her other shoulder. It will replace "E Pluribus Unum" on our currency.

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  1. joejerk
    Posted January 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm | Permalink

    In just three months Kate qualifies for (honorary?) MILF status. Over qualified, judging by these pictures.

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