Kate Hudson Forgets to Tell Dax Shepard She Dumped Him

Kate Hudson has found a really easy way to end an unwanted relationship: Stop calling the guy and start dating someone else. No messy fights filled with "what did I do"s and "but I looooove you"s, no lies about "needing space" and "we can still be friends" and "it's not you, it's me." Just nice and clean. Poor Dax Shepard didn't even know he'd been dumped. A source told OK! magazine:

Dax got a phone call about it from a friend. He's upset that she didn't bother to say anything to him.

Kate has recently been seen canoodling, as the kids say, with 54-year-old billionaire Ron Burkle. We're guessing the ex-couple will have a very awkward exchange in their future. Scene: A New York street. Kate and Ron are standing outside of a furrier or Cartier or wherever it is that rich people hang out, making out like a couple of high schoolers in front of their lockers. Dax walks by, on his way to a bong shop or a drum circle or something, and stops to gape at his girlfriend making out with some other guy.

Dax: Kate, what are you doing making out with this guy? You're my girlfriend.

Kate: Oh yeah, you and I, we broke up. Didn't I tell you? It must have slipped my mind. I've been so busy, what with brushing my son's hair and making out with my new billionaire boyfriend, Ron. He's a billionaire, my boyfriend. That's with a B.