Some people are fueled by food, some people are fueled by caffeine, and yet others are driven by the nerve-tingling Lohanesque cocktail of Dexatrim mixed with blow. But Kate Hudson says that she's driven by sexual energy . . . just like her mom. Ew. Ew. Ew. EW.
Kate recently went all TMI for the UK's Night and Day magazine, telling them all about how her ma, Goldie Hawn, and her kept man Kurt Russell hyped up humping when she was a tot. "My parents always said, 'Sex is the best thing in the world. It is so great, so much fun. When you start having it you're going to love it. But it's that much better when you love somebody, so just remember that.'" Of course, they were telling her this when she was three. Just kidding, we don't know that. But they MIGHT'VE. Oooh.
And before we go on, please sit there for a minute, in your cubicle, and imagine going on record, saying that your mother radiates intense porking vibes. Are you picturing that? Are you feeling the rise in blood pressure, the reverse peristalsis? Yes? OK, great, read on.
Kate went on: "Sexual energy really does drive me. Not just sex itself, I'm talking about sexual energy. Whereas for someone like my husband, it's his mind–his top chakra–that drives him. My mother's the same as me. Her energy is very sensual, very sexual." So if the mind is the top chakra, what chakra is connected to sexual energy? Oh, right. The poonani chakra.
See Kate Hudson's chakras at MrSkin.com.
Oh, and her mommy's too. At MrSkin.com.
