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Kate Hudson's Thong: Digging for Fool's Gold

Kate_Hudson_Thong_Bikini_1.jpgKate Hudson is known for being the Spawn of Hawn, for having a predilection for romantic comedies, and for destroying Owen Wilson's psyche and making him take a Wustof to his wrists. Something she's not known for: secretly having a heinie this perfectly peachy. Like two stress balls squished together, that ass is. It's everything that is good and right and true in the art of bottomry. Where has she been hiding this thing all these years? And, more importantly, why? Seeing this butt festooned with red ruffles and making its grand debut on the beach is kind of like witnessing Cinderella at the ball. Or Rapunzel after leaving the enchanted tower. Or in Flowers in the Attic, when the Dollanganger children finally escape their brutal imprisonment at the hands of their elders. Only there's probably less incest involved with Kate Hudson's ass.

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6 Comments

  1. Jamie
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 12:49 pm | Permalink

    "Only there's probably less incest involved with Kate Hudson's ass."
    That's what Kurt Russell wants you to think.

  2. GOB 2
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 9:14 pm | Permalink

    She's always had this beautiful ass. Watch 'You, Me and Dupree' I know it's hard to but the one scene of her ass as she's on all fours makes up for it. There's also plenty of candid, albeit this set has got be one of top best, bikini pics of her ass at Superior Forums and usually their HQ large size pics.
    Happy Hunting Sebastian.

    C'MON!!!

  3. GOB 2
    Posted March 4, 2008 at 9:16 pm | Permalink

    uhhh make that SuperiorPics forums.

  4. mrsmutboy
    Posted March 5, 2008 at 10:03 am | Permalink

    That's the ugliest bathing suit in the world. It's like putting an Ashton Kutcher "Caterpiller" foam hat on the Venus de Milo (did you know Venus shows a bit of butt crack?!). It looks like something worn in a bad gay porn flick (I'm assuming, of course). It actually detracts from her lovely posterior.

    That tush deserves a lot better than something from the wardrobe of the "Ambiguously Gay Duo."

  5. monkey
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 8:15 pm | Permalink

    her mom had a great ass in her day. thank goodness she passed it on to her daughter

  6. monkey
    Posted March 6, 2008 at 8:33 pm | Permalink

    that is the most perfectly round yet nice and soft looking ass. there can not be a man woman or child on this planet that would not want to give it a squeeze.

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