Like cobbler elves in the night, Photoshop gnomes sneak into Hollywood workshops and gleefully enlarge the breasts of starlets on movie posters. The latest victim of surreptitious titty-embiggening? Perky Kate Hudson, who was surprised by her voluptuous figure on the poster for the upcoming Fool's Gold. She told The Sun:
"Those aren't my breasts. They are totally not my boobs. My boobs aren't that big. On the poster they look perfect, they look great."
We've not yet heard from Matthew McConaughey regarding the status of his breasts on the poster, though they look like a curiously buoyant A, possibly even a small B, minus any semblance of natural sag and with plenty of luscious, artfully shaded cleave. Highly suspicious.
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It might not be implants, since the change isn't that drastic. Back when Bridget Fonda had to wear that bikini top in Jackie Brown, they put pads in to enhance her meager cleavage.
I'm so ashamed that I know that.