We've never thought that Kate Hudson was too smart. She sort of reminds us of this girl we knew in high school who thought that Massachusetts was a city in the state of Boston. So we're not too surprised that she doesn't have enough brains to think, "Gee, maybe I shouldn't paw all over Madonna's boyfriend." Because messing with the Madge will get you beat. And to take out Kate, Madonna wouldn't even need her burly bodyguards. The former Mrs. Ritchie would probably just wrap her hulking forearm around Kate's delicate little neck and Kate would be squealing like a thirteen-year-old at a Jonas Brothers' concert. Metro.co.uk reports:
Batten down the hatches ñ bitch fight on the way.It looks like Madonna has younger, blonder competition for her New York Yankee pal Alex Rodriguez.
Yes, man eater Kate Hudson ñ who changes boyfriends as fast as her fashion frocks ñ was allegedly spotted warming up to A-Rod at a glamour bash in Miami over the weekend.
The pair reportedly got to know each other rather well at the star studded opening of the new Fontainebleau Hotel.
The married sport star reportedly entertained the You, Me and Dupree actress, 29, at a private table as they watched Mariah Carey's sing-song together on the South Beach.
Helpful spies claim: 'Hudson had her arms completely wrapped around A-Rod's waist and every time he leaned over to talk to anyone she would pull him back toward her.
'They were laughing and giggling all night.'
Little wonder Aunty Madge, 50, sent along best buddy Gwyneth Paltrow to keep a watchful eye on her good friend.
Paltrow, 36, reportedly enjoyed an Italian lunch with the A-Rod, 33, at Scarpetta during the day but must have gone off duty once the show started.
Maybe Kate's hoping that A-Rod will use that poet's heart of his to create an ode to her beauty:
Kate
You are so great
I want to take you on a date
And then my penis and your vagina can mate
Cause that is more fun than masturbating
Oh shit, that doesn't rhyme
Aw, fuck it
Love, A-Rod
Kate Hudson is nude at MrSkin.com.
And, hey, Madonna's nude too!
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A-Rod meet A-Cup.